just trying out tumblr for a bit. I suggest you check out the big pile or laser bay two if you want something other than cryptic jibberings.

"I feel like sending this movie to America was a declaration of war."

- @no_request

"I am not licking the wall just to see if it tastes like cookies."

- @theinsomniakid

"Hmm. I got retweeted by the sodomy bot."

- @badservo

"That’s a lotta femurs."

- @theinsomniakid, in an old jewish woman’s voice

"Yeah, well, I used all my Hitler vouchers."

- @badservo

irljasmine:

This. This. This. This. A THOUSAND times this.

irljasmine:

This. This. This. This. A THOUSAND times this.

Source: encapture

"The more you love your decisions, the less you need others to love them."

- Merlin Mann

"Posthumously bequeathed penises is my Joy Division cover band."

- @badservo

"Never listen to me, I am the bad advice bear."

- @theinsomniakid